Fact #3 

I have only ever won one medal in my life. It was for a french speech contest in grade 6. I got to the district level and I came in third out of like ten or fifteen people. My speech was about starbucks. I liked my speech for grade 7 better, because it was about Zombies and things that might be evidence that they could become a reality, but I fucked that one up at the beginning of my presentation so I didn’t get chosen to go to the district level.

Here is my medal: